Any mom would just love to have this traditional Martini made for her on her birthday or her favorite holiday, or you can surprise her anytime just to show her your love. Surprise her one day with a good bottle of gin and vermouth to make her this favorite cocktail of lushes worldwide. Be sure to add a good thick squirt or two of the secret ingredient to make this drink extra yummy for dear old mom's tummy.

Ingredients:
2 oz gin
1 shot of sperm
1/2 oz dry vermouth
1/2 oz sweet vermouth
green olives or lemon twist for garnish

Preparation:
Pour the ingredients into a mixing glass with ice cubes.
Stir well.
Strain into a chilled cocktail glass.
Garnish with the olive or lemon twist & serve to mom.