You've come to the right place. Welcome and read along. 

Let me start off this guide by telling few secrets about the real me.

 CONFESSION.

I always browse Imagefap with my cock out. Sometimes it's flaccid, sometimes it's hard, but I could never take the torture of browsing this place without having my cock out from my pants. This is true even if I do this from my office, just that I lock my office when I go to imagefap at work. Sometimes it's hot that secretary could be behind the door while it's locked and knocking on it, and I'm on the other side without any shirt on and my dick out. Sometimes I wonder what her reaction would be if I were to open door to her, drag her inside and whisper in her ear "wanna fuck?" This is just my fantasy talking, but show me one man who wouldn't dream of an office sex with a young hot blonde secretary like the one at my office floor?

actual picture of Mike's cock a.ka. profileowner's cock, my own

As I'm writing to you on imagefap, my cock is out. While I am looking at your pictures, I'm probably touching it. Sometimes when a woman holds my attention for too long, I'll eventually cum a big load. 

  actual picture of Mike's cock a.ka. profileowner's cock, my own

 I love looking at pictures of your beautiful eyes, cute face, your big boobs, tight tummy, wide hips, large ass, smooth thighs, long legs and toes. Smile at me, show me your feminine charms, try and seduce me. Expose me your fuckhole. Write lengthy descriptions about how cock-hungry you are, how much you need my attention, my comments, messages or compliments. During all that, I want there to be nothing between a picture of you, and my cock. No jeans - no underpants - no nothing; just you and me (well maybe the screen, but that's beside the point). 

(I won't post an example gif of a teasing woman here, every one of you lovely women reading this are beautiful in your own unique way, I don't want to set a standard for beauty as you are reading this guide) 

 Did you know what I left out from previous list? That's right.

PUSSY 

 I absolutely love to finger it, lick it, press my bulge up against it through my jeans and make it wet - that is when I'm gentle. But I can't be gentle for too long before I absolutely crave it. When I'm so throbbing hard it hurts, I'm sorry babe, you need to open up those legs and take the pain. We are talking deep penetration on your wet little thing. That tightness will be put into the test right away the moment when the tip of my penis makes contact with your vagina lips. Now for some of you, it will be too tight, but for most of you, with the right amount of being wet, you can take being deflowered and most of you will be tight enough for me to feel SUPER FUCKING GOOD when inside you. Make your bitch cunt useful. Because I will dominate you. 

NOW FOLLOW THESE INSTRUCTIONS:

• Lose that blouse/shirt/dress or whatever's covering your upper body.
• Put those next to you.
• Unstrap your bra.
• Remove the bra.
• Put it next to you.
• Is your upper body naked? If check, carry on:
• Put both of your hands next to you, palms facing down.
• Spread your legs apart just a little.
• Close your eyes.
• Breathe in few seconds, hold your breath few seconds, breathe out few seconds.
• Open you eyes.
• Move one hand directly on your crotch.
• Unzip those jeans if you are wearing them.
• Completely lose yourself.
• Don't stop until you have an earth-shattering orgasm YOU (yes, you reading this) deserve :)