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How many potatoes does it take to kill a Irishman?
None.
How does a black woman tell if shes pregnant?
She checks her tampon to see if all the cotton was picked off.
What's the only thing better than winning first place at the special Olympics?
Not being retarded.
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing. You already told her twice.
Why do black Jews have it the worst?
They have to sit in the back of the oven.
What did the kid with no hands get for christmas?
We'll never know, I guess.
How did Rihanna figure out Chris Brown was cheating on her?
She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles.
What's white on top and black on the bottom?
Society.
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
Rape.
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
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