(My little sissy clittie does not get hard anymore except when I am licking and tonguing yummy shitty buttholes, and eating shit. Just thinking of the meals of shit, pee, and cum you would prepare for me is very arousing. I am not hard, because my face is not buried in the crack of your ass, my mouth wide open receiving your lovely gift of faeces. Despite and still, though, I am aroused.

I just returned from several hours at the porn arcade gloryholes. The place I go every day has large booths with gloryholes on opposite sides. One need not close the doors if one would rather not. I always leave mine open. I want men to see me sucking cock and getting fucked. Often, men will come into my booth for face-to-face blowjobs. I can get to their balls better that way, too, and lick their asses. Many of them fuck me while I am sucking cock through the gloryholes, or I get fucked through the gloryholes while I am sucking their cocks. Men often pee in my mouth, too, but it is rare that I get any shit there. I suggest it every time, but it is for most men too risqué for the arcade. I really need some shit now. I will eat my own – a less than perfect but nonetheless welcome substitute.)

Being a urinal and a toilet is the best way for a fucktoy sissyfag not only to serve but also to submit to her daddy or master. What could be more confirming of devotion, more fulfilling, for a cockslut, cumwhore fucktoy than to consume the pee and the shit of her owner. For some, though, there may be a psychological restraint to overcome before they are able to drink pee and to eat shit without inhibition. Conformist society has, after all, convinced many that pee and shit are unclean, and, of course, that the wanton consumption of them is aberrant at best.

If a sissy faggot is thoroughly committed to her third-gender destiny in servitude to men, all barriers to this ultimate submission must be surmounted. If one is willing and biddable, all psychological obstacles may be routed through actual personal practice. With practice, even the gag reflex may be quelled. With practice, all pee and all shit will both smell and taste aphrodisiacal.

All that is required is that you commit to drinking all of your own pee and eating all of your own shit. This may at first seem an impossible endeavour, but, again, with practice, nothing will bring you more satisfaction. If you follow these simple steps, progressing only as quickly as you are able to with relative ease, you will soon add these skills to those already often demonstrated in your service of and to the most perverted sexual wants, desires, and fantasies of men.

First, when you shit, shit into your hand. It is best if you are not in a bathroom, but in another room of your apartment. You must alter the consciousness that pee and shit are to be flushed. Henceforth, they are to be adored. In your kitchen, for a start, bring the turd or the pile of shit in your hand to your nose and mouth. Smell it – deeply. Savour the smell of it. If you do not already, you must learn to love the smell of shit. None of the senses is more memorable than that of smell. No trick of the mind is required; shit really does smell more alluring than any perfume. Because it is the excrement of your own body, you have a relation to  it that you share with little else. Now lick it. It is best to do this in front of a mirror. Lick it again and again. Look at your tongue in the mirror. As you taste the shit on your tongue, revel in the browning of your tongue with shit. Lick it again and again and again. When the shit browning your tongue mixes with your saliva, filling your entire mouth with the flavour of shit, swallow. The first time you swallow will be exhilarating; the next time will be transcendent; the next time, blissful. Keep licking. Keep swallowing. Now you are ready for step two.

The next time you shit into your hand, and you have brought it to your nose and mouth, and smelled it, and licked it, and swallowed its blissful essence, if it is a turd, bring it into your mouth, allowing you lips to suck it in like a cock, gently. Bring it in and out, in and out. Again, do this in front of a mirror. You want to be able to see your lips and your tongue turning brown with the shit. By sucking on the turd in this way, much more of the shit will be urged into your mouth than when you just lick it. Your swallows of shitty saliva will become more full, more fully flavoured, more frequent. If your shit is not in a turd but a pile, use your lips to squeeze off or out a small mouthful. Do not discard the rest of your shit; just put is aside. With that mouthful of shit, do the same as your would with a turd. With your fingertips, bring the ball of shit into and and out of your mouth, using your lips and your tongue to assist. Suck, then swallow. Suck, then swallow.

In every step of this process, your fingers and the palms of your hands will get shit on them. Always, always, always suck your fingers clean and lick your hands clean. When you shit, too, of course, never use toilet paper. You need not even ever again buy toilet paper. You will never again need it. After you have eaten your shit, and sucked and licked your fingers and hands, wipe your cunt with your hand, then lick it clean. Finger your cunt as you wipe it. Suck your fingers clean. Lick your palm clean. Of course, both your cunt and your palm will retain their residue and their fragrance of shit, but that is perfect. That will continue to imbue your senses with the wonder of shit.

You are now ready for the best part, the part for which you have been preparing – the eating of your shit. This part has two steps as well. For some – those who have most thoroughly surrendered to the idea of eating shit, those who have psychologically embraced the belief that filth is beautiful, that defilement through filth is the most rapturous of all joys – these two steps may be condensed into one, as the gag reflex has already been circumvented by the ‘intoxication reflex’.

For those who have yet to subdue the gag reflex, small balls or mouthfuls of shit must first be massaged in the mouth between the tongue and the hard and soft palates, sucking out the flavour of the shit, mixing it with your saliva, swallowing. Again, always eat your shit in front of a mirror. This helps build confidence. It is exciting to witness yourself in the act of eating shit. Nothing you have ever done is as exciting as this. Now you are ready to swallow that entire ball or small mouthful of shit. Swallow it without chewing it, to avoid the gag reflex. Feel it, imagine your shit going from your throat to your stomach. Now do it again with another small mouthful of shit. It your shit is in turds, simply bite off that small mouthful. Again, suck on it, massage it between your tongue and your palate, swallowing your shit saliva as often as required, ’til that mouthful of shit is soft enough to swallow whole. Mouthful by mouthful, do this ’til all of your shit has been consumed. With your tummy full of your shit, you will feel sublimely at peace. The gag reflex is aroused only when your mouth is too full of shit, when your swallows are too large. To begin with, keep your swallows of shit small.

Finally, you have only to chew your shit, to savour all the nuances and the textures of it in your mouth. Now, your shit has become more than mere play, more than erotic entertainment. Your shit is nourishment, sustenance, physical and psychological. When you have completely abandoned yourself to the intoxication of filth, the consumption of shit – first your own, then that of any man, or woman, or any other third-gender faggot, or sissy – will be as easy and as joyful and as eating your most comforting of foods. Again, as always, in front of a mirror, lick it, suck it, chew it, savour it, swallow it. Surprise, surprise – no gag reflex. Bliss. Only bliss. Now you can begin to fill your mouth with shit. With your mouth totally full, chew, and swallow, chew, and swallow. This will prepare you for the certain eventuality of the elated submission to a man squatting over you and shitting directly into your mouth. When presented with this most exalted of gifts, you will have time to chew only the firmest of turds, as your swallow all that may be swallowed without chewing. As your stomach fills with the shit of a stranger, you will know at last the wholeness of heaven. 

The consumption of pee is, of course, much easier to grow accustomed to than shit.  Pee is a beverage, a refreshment, an accompaniment, an enhancement to cum and to shit. Needless to convey, it is best when issued freshly from a penis. Better still, if you have just sucked that penis, if you have just been fucked by that penis. Pee should be tried and enjoyed, though, at every temperature, and in varying degrees of freshness. Straight is best, but it may be used to flavour other drinks, too. Pee ice-cubes are delightful. Pee and cum ice-cubes are even better. Pee over pee ice-cubes is nice and strong – seductive. Remember  to save enough pee – yours, and that of those men whom you suck, and who fuck you – with which to perform your daily cunt douche. I get fucked all day, every day, and I like to keep all that mixed cum deep inside me as long as I can, allowing it to thoroughly penetrate me; so I plug when I am not being fucked, and I douche only once a day, in the mornings.

Once you accustomed to drinking all of your own pee and eating all of your own shit, you will be ready to go public. Porn arcades, sex clubs, bathhouses, public restrooms, all offer opportunities to suck cock, to get fucked, to drink pee, and to eat shit. From gloryholes go to restrooms. Just as you accept all cock and all cum, accept all pee and all shit.