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Corona beer long-neck bottles? Is Mexico trolling us by giving us these perfect glass dildos?
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Every time I put a Corona long-neck bottle of beer near my mouth, I feel the deepseated need to deepthroat it. And I do. The Corona bottle is the perfect glass dildo trainer! It's a healthy 4", enough to practice mitigating the gag reflex. And its curves provoke all sorts of various urges: licking the shaft, teasing the head, or just bobbing up and down on it, while keeping a tight seal. It's just crazy that this is NOT marketed and distributed as an ad-hoc dildo. If I had to swear, on the Bible, that one of these had NOT been up my butt, I would swear. Certainly, I would swear. And then I would promptly go to Hell.
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Posted on : Jul 23, 2017
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Commented on Jul 31, 2017
The only thing is the long-neck bottle won't grow harder and cum in your mouth - unless you have a 'special' bottle....;)
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Commented on Jul 25, 2017
'we're gonna produce dildolike beerbottles - and i promise: the u.s.a. will pay for it! fullstop!'
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