1. School Bully: No better way to put fatty in his place than to strip him naked and beat his ass..

2. Police/Jail Guard: I got strip searched for real when I was 23 and I love reenacting it and taking it even farther. Variation: Abu Fucking Ghraib: Get the fat dude naked and put him through hell.

3. Uncle or Aunt in Charge: Teach me how to be a good boy by stern discipline. Bad nephews have no rights.

4. Anything involving cars, trucks or garages. I've been paddled naked bent over the hood and spanked by dudes sitting on the hood and the tailgate of a pickup, so anything goes on this one.

5. Over Mom's Knee: I'd love to get naked on command and go over a woman's knee for that feeling of complete powerlessness I had back in the good old days when I got my chubby bare bottom spanked.

6. School Teacher: Man or woman. I've been a bad boy so just make me get naked, bend me over your desk, and paddle my fat bare butt hard  after class. Then since I'm such a brat turn me over your knee for a good spanking. Better yet, do it in front of the class.