Like I mentioned in part one of this question and answer series, the things I talk about here pretty much represent my “best of the best” moments. Most days, sex for me is “average”; yes some bondage play, spanking, and erotic hypnosis, but often simply in a bedroom with a single partner or just by myself. But over the years I have indeed managed to pull off some real interesting situations. So, enjoy my last entry in this Q&A series.

Q: What’s the most embarrassing thing you ever did?

A: I’m a real exhibitionist so it’s hard for me to get embarrassed. However, back in grade ten my boyfriend came over after school and had me naked and tied up on my pool table down in our rec room. He freaked and bolted when he heard a car pull into the driveway. My parents found me and had to untie me. The next day was the first time in my life I actually kneed a guy in the nuts.

Q: What’s the craziest thing you have ever done?

A: Okay, this one is really bad, even for me. My last boyfriend during high school, his parents had me over for a weekend and they actually took me to church with them. The minister was going on and on about sin and redemption (falling of deaf ears here), and so I excused myself to go to the bathroom. On the way back I found the door to the balcony closed but unlocked (was being painted). Still can’t believe I did this, but I went up and in the middle of the balcony, clearly seen by the minister but by no one else, I did a quick but complete strip tease. I smiled and waved, fully naked, at his bright red face as he struggled to go on with his sermon. After the service he had come over to talk to me and I discovered his red face was not embarrassment but total anger. He went off on me for ‘desecrating the house of god’, and some eternal damnation stuff.  Even back then I actually knew I had taken it too far and I really did feel bad and hurt for what I did.

Q: If you’re such this brat you claim, what’s the worst thing you’ve done?

A: My first boyfriend convinced me to do this, and even for me this is one of legend. I collected and froze over a dozen of his cum loads, then thawing them slightly, mixed them into a homemade ice-cream cake. Served this to my friends during my all-girl birthday slumber party I had. I kept joking the entire night that it tasted so good because I used double-cream to make it (and of course I had a piece, duh). Confessed to it later that night when we played truth or dare; three girls stormed out and refused to ever talk to me again, but it was so worth it.

Q: Where’s the wildest place you’ve had sex?

A: Well, I’ve done the “usual” – woods, library, movie theatre, hotel swimming pool, airplane (woo hoo, mile high club), department store change room, museum, amusement park, back of a fire truck, wagon ride, and my high school locker room to name of few. But for the wildest place? Okay, I’ll break it down into categories. Intercourse – upskirt from behind on a fully crowded dance floor of a bar. Blowjob – under the table at my high school prom banquet. Masturbation – on a dare, under my skirt mounted the stick shift of those little toy car rides in the food court of a shopping mall. Lesbian – Claire had me flashing when we were picked up by the police, we began having sex in the back of the police car (the two officers pulled over to a vacant parking lot and watched us, then let us off with a warning for the indecent exposure call). 69 – hanging upside down, wearing a skirt, from the monkey bars in a playground, quiet all around but still middle of the day. Spanking – my 21st birthday party where Claire ensured that every guest had their due turn with my bottom at least once. Bondage – afterhours in an exercise gym, tied standing and spread eagle to the cable crossover machine with the full mirror in front of me to watch as I got oiled up, spanked, tickled, played with and impaled from behind. Exhibitionism – Halloween night out on the streets and later at a party, dressed as X-men’s Mystique but the costume was completely makeup and not a stitch of clothes. Nudism – bought a thong string bikini for a family vacation to Jamaica and after initial fight with my parents I flat out refused to wear its top while at the beach, poolside, or walking around the resort. (Okay, some of these turned out not be sex strictly speaking, but they are still my wildest places nonetheless.)

Q: What is your number one fetish?

A: You’re asking a spanking-loving lesbian exhibitionist what her favourite fetish is? Now there is a difficult question for a nymph like me. I thought hard on this one, but I think I can narrow it down to two primary obsessions I have; bare pussy and cum. Those would be the two that I can’t ever seem to get out of my mind. Why that is, I’m not exactly sure but they both drive me absolutely nuts. I love the look and feel of a perfectly smooth pussy; my own gets wet just thinking about them. I could nuzzle my face in them all day long if given a chance. And I know why cum is so addictive for me; so many sexual acts can be drawn out to marathon status, but when a man cums it’s so finite and quick. The best I can manage is to play with the cum in my mouth for a few minutes at most. Such a short tease, it makes me crave more. (Plus I really am turned on by the taste.)

Q: Do you have any really weird kinks?

A: I just love this site, where else I can state all my interests in my profile and people don’t see those as weird kinks; love ya all. But yes, I do have a weird one. Claire calls it my pussy-scalping. As I’ve stated before, I’ve always kept my pussy totally bare, and I do like the same with the women I’ve been with. But I kind of find pubic hair ‘interesting’ in a weird sort of way. So, I do like to shave women’s pussies, it’s fun. I first trim all their pussy hair off using grooming scissors before I shave them. What most don’t know is that I have collected and kept their hair. I have those round metal mini-collecting tins with the clear plastic tops, each holding a batch of girl’s pubic hair, and their names on the bottom of each. Of the eight women I’ve had sex with, I’ve shaved five of them (a few more than once). Plus I helped two girls shave in university residence (non-sexual for them, not for me). So my personal pussy-scalping collection is quite nice, but I’m still hunting for a natural fiery redhead to round off the collection.

Please dream of me,

Stacy