"I got a political science major and then went off to my first government contracting job in DC all wide-eyed and dedicated to policy change. Pretty much there was this office building. It was all paid for by this ludicrus federal grant we got to be a supply logistics sub-contractor. There were close to sixty office rooms and about a dozen of us, all in our 20s and 30s, all getting paid to be there, all bored as fuck. I literally spent some days just shopping online for lingere that I would then have a co-worker fuck me in once it was delivered. To the office. "  -Maren S.