Q: How often do you masturbate?

A: If I do not get sex that day, typically twice a day (it’s certainly a part of my getting up routine in the morning). Occasionally it can be up to four or five times if I’m real lazy and stay at home all day. I’m very serious when I say that I truly believe my libido could be clinically and medically diagnosed as being abnormally extremely high. Most days I feel like I could easily break the Guinness Book of World Records. And I know all this horniness must just sound so awesome, but honestly sometimes it’s a real curse; even as randy as guys are, I have ruined of few relationships by constantly being so horny, and thus to a degree hard to satisfy. That’s just another reason Claire is so wonderful; she has no problem with my other sexual escapades and partners. Heck, some days when I’m driving her nuts with my excessive horniness, she kicks me out of our apartment and sends me off to one of my other friends-with-benefits.

Q: Were you ever caught masturbating?

A: Probably about a dozen times. Actually, considering my high frequency and the various locations, I’m really shocked it’s not higher. Claire walks in on me all the time, but that really doesn’t count as I never even think of bothering to hide it from her. Back when I lived at home, my younger brother accidently found me a few times masturbating afterschool, as our only computer was in the den; that was embarrassing. In my first year residence, my roommate caught me three or four times. Plus I’m fairly certain that with the number of times I secretly masturbated under my sheets late at night that she no doubt must have been awake for a few and realized what I was doing. The very first time I was ever caught was when I was babysitting. I honestly thought the kids were sound asleep; I got bored and so in the living room I did a strip tease and then played with myself, including tasting myself. I don’t know how long the boy was at the top of the steps as I only noticed him once I turned around to put my shorts back on. I was so embarrassed I never did say anything to him about it. As for strangers, I was caught at a public swimming pool in the hot tub; I had my bikini bottom to the side and was using one the water jets to get me off. He couldn’t see anything, but I realized the guy figured out what I was up to. I was also caught with my hands down my pants in a movie theatre (doing it for my boyfriend), from the guy a row behind us, and I was also caught in the university library where he saw the whole thing as I had my skirt up around my waist. And finally three times people came across Claire and I while she had me in the woods stripping and masturbating. If you like the rush of risky places for masturbating like I do then you just have to accept that you will get caught once and a while.

Q: Have you ever filmed yourself masturbating?

A: Oh my god yes. I just love taking pics and videos of myself; it’s like major flirting while no one is with me. I have a ton of both pics and videos with me doing all kinds of stuff from sexy strip teases, to masturbation, to flashing in public, to close ups of me giving oral sex to both guys and some girls. Although most, but certainly not all, are legal age (about 70:30) I’m still never planning to post any of them, so please don’t beg for them; it’s not going to happen – ever. “Flashing is temporary, but the internet lasts forever” – I want a professional career; I’m not having these things come back to haunt me. (I can live with a few of my pics for my avatar and the like being shown as jerk ex-boyfriends already leaked those out along with a few others, but I’m not giving the world new content of me, especially any of a true sexual nature or acts.)

Q: Have you ever put things in your pussy to masturbate with?

A: Oh god yes – my fingers (duh), vibrators and dildos (obviously), vibrating sex eggs, my sybian (birthday gift form Claire), actual body massage wand, wine bottle, beer bottle, hairbrush handle, flute (yeah, American Pie style), candlestick, cucumber, zucchini, banana, corn on the cob, grapes, polished wooden hiking stick, tapered bedpost, wooden drumstick, car stick shift, whip cream nozzle (fired off inside me), Harry Potter toy wand, ribbed handle of a katana, glass marbles, pool cue, toy police billy-stick, barbie doll head (don’t ask, boyfriend wanted to watch), toy lightsaber, garden hose (running), ice cubes, popsicle, rock candy stick*, lollipop*, jumbo candy cane*, an old fashioned flip phone (vibrate mode), mini flashlight, glowstick, pearl necklace, my panties, friend’s panties, and pretty much anything else I could ever think of to play with. It’s kind of like a challenge for me to find new things to impale myself with – any fan suggestions? (* - licked, ate, and sucked on them during and after).

Please dream of me,

Stacy