She was 18,very untidy and her room was always a mess. I used to go in to smell her dirty underwear, suck the crotch of her knickers,sniff her socks and have a nosey to see if she was hiding anything. One day I found a jar of vaseline and two greasy carrots hidden in a plastic bag under a pull out drawer

She hadn't got them from the kitchen as we always had frozen vegetables, so it was obvious that she had bought them herself for one reason only.

I had a quite a memorable hour with her underwear,carrots and vaseline, and I even left her a spoonful of something in her pillowcase.