The search for love is universal. Even revolting, repellent, and repulsive disgusting cunts, much like you who are reading this right now, dream of love. Maybe not the kind of love that all the other little bitches and sluts spending their days and nights about fantasizing about, but love none the less. It won’t be gentle and sweet or kind and caring. It will involve pain and suffering, misery and torment, and even destroy you, but it will be worth it, as it will be everything you’ve ever dreamed of and more perfect than anything you’ve ever known.

Odds are that between the voracious cock sucking, vicious bloody beatings, and soul shattering sessions of humiliation and degradation, you’ve often found yourselves dreaming of “Mr. Right”. That one special man, unlike all the rest, who will come along, and without even speaking, understand you, like no one ever has. He won’t fall into the trap of seeing you a woman, but as the worthless, inferior piece of cunt shit you truly are. He won’t just give you what you “deserve”, but so much more than you could have ever imagined. He won’t be your “prince charming”, “white knight”, “gallant hero”, or savior, but he will what you’ve waited your entire life for. 

How can you recognize this man? How will you know he is the one for you? Here are 15 signs that you’ve met Mr. Right.

1. Mister Right will push for a quick involvement. He will come on like a hurricane and won’t take no for an answer. He will pressure you for an exclusive commitment almost immediately because he is the one for you, and he knows it. He will always know better than you do, about everything.

2. Mister Right will constantly be jealous. He will be excessively possessive, call constantly, and visit unexpectedly because he knows that you are a shit for brains cunt that needs to monitored at all times because if left to your own devices you will do something stupid.

3. Mister Right will be controlling. He will interrogate you intensely about who you talk to and where you go, check the mileage on your car(if you are allowed to drive), keep all your money, ask for receipts if you are given any, and insists you ask for permission to go anywhere or do anything.

4. Mister Right will have very high expectations. He expects perfection from you, always and in all things, and for you to meet them without fail. Excuses will not be tolerated and even the slightest failures will result in you being savagely beaten.

5. Mister Right will rid your life of distractions. He will cut you off from your family and friends, deprive you of a phone or car, and prevent you from holding a job (unless you are giving him your money like any good whore should) because they will interfere with you doing the only thing you should ever be concerned with: making him happy, but he will introduce you to his friends.

6. Mister Right will always put the blame on you. If you weren’t such a lazy, worthless, inferior, piece of shit cunt things would be better. It is all your fault and will always be your fault.

7. Mister Right will make you responsible for his feelings. He says “You make me angry” instead of “I’m angry.” “I wouldn’t get so pissed off if you wouldn’t…”, as is only right as you are the root cause for all of his anger, rage, frustration, and disappointment. This is why he takes it out on you, as you deserve.

8. Mister Right will be a sensitive sort. He’s does not tolerate being insulted, challenged, or criticized, especially by some pathetic cunt like you.

9. Mister Right will always be cruel.  He will hurt or punish cunts brutally, even if the don’t belong to him as an example to you, and because he understand by being born a man he is inherently superior to all lower forms of life.

10. Mister Right will be “excessive” when he rapes you. He will enjoy throwing you down or holding you down against your will. He will intimidate, manipulate, and force you to engage in unwanted sex acts, because he knows that cunts have no say in things and should be eternally grateful to get whatever they are given.

11. Mister Right will verbally “abuse” you. He will constantly criticize you and say cruel things. He will degrade and humiliate you every word that comes of of his mouth, cursing and calling you ugly names. He will use vulnerable points about your past or current life against you. His words will be like sweet music to your ears.

12. Mister Right will enforce rigid gender roles. He will expect you to serve, obey and remain at home, as that is the natural and rightful role of cunts in this world.

13. Mister Right will have sudden mood swings. He switches from loving to angry in a matter of minutes as it is the only effective way to deal with mentally unstable, wishy washy fucktards cunts, on their own terms.

14. Mister Right will have a colorful past of putting cunts in their place. He will boast and brag about hitting other cunts in the past, and elaborate at length that if you don’t start acting right, that what he did to them will pale in comparison to what he will do to you.

15. Mister Right will never threaten violence. He simply does it, without warning or cause. He will beat the shit out of you simply because it makes him happy to see you broken, bruised, and bloody.

Mister Right is out there cunts and he can’t wait to make the pleasure of your acquaintance.