The dumb PIECE OF SHIT stood outside trying to call me while I played some piano, and when I started to wonder where the SHIT was I looked at my phone. Turns out that SHIT had forgotten the key code to my outer door despite the fact that SHIT had been visiting me like four times already.

So when SHIT was inside I didn’t say hi or anything - I simply gave it a hard SLAP across the cheek and said “There’s for being an idiot!”. Then I started punching it until it slumped against my outer door. By then I was so enraged I started kicking it until my foot and leg nearly hurt, all while SHIT begged me to stop. After a minute or two of violent kicking and punching and slapping SHIT’s head while SHIT pleaded me to stop, I managed to stop, going into the kitchen with clenched fists, still without having said anything.

SHIT won’t be forgetting the code again, I tell you.