On this Valentine’s Day I thought it would be appropriate to talk about my unbreakable love affair with my very best friend; my vagina. Now before you laugh this off, consider the undeniable logic in this. Sure, my pussy is constantly demanding so much of my time, but has she ever really let me down? And can anything or anyone else promise such undying and amazing pleasure? Sure, there are a lot of things and people in my life that give me great joy and love, but nothing quite holds up like my pussy. Really, think about it; I may be in ecstasy in a number of situations and conditions, but how often can something besides my beautiful pussy give me such an unbelievable ecstatic orgasm? Is there really any greater pleasure in life than an uncontrolled, knee-weakening, eye-rolling, breath-taking, body-shaking orgasm?

I love everything about my pussy. Her soft touch, her smooth mound, her moist inner lips, her taste on my fingers. I love how she gently spreads herself, eager to be impaled by men and sex objects alike. I love the sensations that spread through her lips and the deep pulse of her G-spot. And it’s impossible to deny the incredible joy and intensity of her beautifully hooded clit; the glorious and perfect love-button. No wonder most men (and many women) are obsessed with this heavenly gift. More wars have been fought over a great pussy than anything else in history. And let us not forget the two magical words: multiple orgasms. (By the way, I do feel so bad for men – seriously, you all cum just once and then suddenly become stone cold sober; it must be very demoralizing and depressing). Anyway, like I said, although my pussy is very demanding she doesn’t let me down in terms of wonderful pleasure. And she is always loyal, understanding, and forever there for me with no conditions. What else would anyone want in a love affair?

I heard a saying; men use love for sex and women use sex for love. But I have also heard it said that you can not love another without first loving yourself. So, on this Valentine’s Day I myself will openly celebrate my self-love with my wonderful pussy. And I think everyone should hold to this perspective and embrace their own sexuality and rediscover what simple but profound joys it can bring you.

So in tribute to the most sought-after object in the known universe, here is an ode to the glorious pussy, in its every wonderful shape and size the beauties naturally come in.

Please dream of me (and my pussy),

Stacy