|
Oops, my dick is trapped!....
|
|
Okay, situation, the other day my wife, her bull and I day as joke, put a heavy padlock on my dick, locked just under the base of the head. The locking u-shaped part is too small to pull off over the head even when I'm soft. Its on there good! It was later in the evening, and we had a few drinks and got the funny idea of throwing the key off the balcony and retrieve it later, FYI I live on the 22nd floor and I think you can see where this is going. Now to add a little detail, this is an industrial use lock, it has a very specific two pronged type of key with some kind of magnet in it, making it impossible to pick! So back to my story, a couple hours go by, and I went down to find the key, now the area under my balcony is is grassy but pretty empty at night should be easy. Well I searched and searched for 45 minutes, no luck. I just figured its dark, I've been drinking, whatever, I'll look in the morning. As luck would have it.... it snowed! And that same area during the day is full of kids! And what are they doing? Making snowmen, throwing snowballs....yeah, uhm I looked and no luck. Going on four days now. I'm living with a big lock on my dick. I can't get it off, obviously I'm not able to have sex with a big square chunk of steel on the end of my dick. I can't even jerk off! Suggestions? Insults? Humiliate me. It is kind of funny, at least it will be, hopefully soon.
|
| |
| |
Posted on : Jan 18, 2017
|
| |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
