Why is sex with dogs so very appealing…?

1. There is no chance of pregnancy, wanted or otherwise.

2. Dogs do not spread sexually transmitted diseases.

3. Dogs do not tell, except in their enthusiasm to fuck you again.

4. Though your dog will undoubtedly display his eagerness to fuck you again, by repeatedly pushing with his nose against your holes, you may decide when and where to comply.

5. Generally speaking – big dog, big penis. If you are into big cocks, then you will want  big dog. Any dog can fuck you, but size logistics have to be taken into consideration. Of course, you can suck any dog you wish, however small. The knot on a dog’s penis is fabulous at stimulating the g-spot or the sphincter. It also makes you feel full during your orgasm in a way that a man’s penis is seldom capable of doing.

6. Dogs are able to stay erect for up to an hour or even more in some cases. This can be a problem, though, if you are fortunate enough to tie together with your dog, and are in a rush to get him to cum and to exit. If he is fully engaged, he is pretty much stuck inside you ’til he finishes cumming in you.

7. A dog can have sex with you several times in a row and many times a day.

8. Dogs do not care what you look like. Better that you smell like cum, pee, spit, and shit than deodorant. The smell of sex is attractive to dogs. They know when you want to be fucked. They may get a bit eager and anxious when watching you suck and get fucked by other cocks, but they can learn to wait their turns.

9. Dogs are surprisingly easy to train to fuck you. Start by fondling their cocks and balls. Lie next to them, and gently play with their cocks and balls. Lick the tips. Push the fur back to expose the tip of the cock, and suck on it. Do it often. The more you attend to your dog in this way, the faster he will learn to like it and to expect it. When you lie down next to your dog, the suggestion that he may dominate you is made. You want his sexual desire to take over, to urge him to fuck you. Before any fucking occurs, get in the habit of sucking your dog to orgasm several times a day. Swallow his cum, then smooch with him, letting him smell his cum in your mouth. When he finally fucks you, and cums inside you, let him smell and lick his cum from your cunt. Again, this will encourage his sexual domination.

10. Dogs are common in the house, of course. Unless you tell someone or are caught in the act, no one will suspect that you are making love with your dog. Once you get into it on a regular basis, though, every day or several times a day, your dog may express the urgency of his desire by becoming erect and trying to mount you. Keep him satisfied, and he will keep you satisfied. You may have to feign an excuse to get your guests to leave. Do just that. You will not regret it.

11. Though it may take a while to your dog to cum, once he does cum, he will return to normal, and the pretence of normality can be maintained ’til he wants you again.

12. Dogs ejaculate in buckets. It is wet and messy, and you will gush a geyser of dog sperm when he pulls out. A towel at the ready is advisable.

13. With a dog, you will never be lonely. You will be the centre of your dog’s world, much more so when you are having regular sex. A hunger will be established in both of you. To satisfy that lust, any number of other less significant pleasures will gladly be sacrificed. Sex with your other sex partners may take a hit as well, but human sex is usually a great prelude or follow-up to dog sex.

14. Dog sex? Why not? It is good for all concerned, with no unwanted side effects. Pleasure is only pleasure if it is enjoyed tomorrow. Sex with your dog will will never cease to make you happy.

15. Women and men have been having sex with all kinds of animals since the dawn of time. It is the dog, though, is most fitting. Maybe it is the shape or the placement of the dog’s penis the pussycunt or asscunt. Maybe it is the close companionship and bond humans have with our closest animal friend.

16. Is having sex with your dog cheating on your other regular lovers? Of course not. Dog sex is just friendship, companionship. Yes, it is another cock, to be sure, but is does not come with all the baggage you get with another man.

17. If you do it once, you will do it again. If your dog and you both reach climax, which is most likely, you will continue to do it for the rest of your life. After years of preparation, my father fucked me for the first time on my seventh birthday. That was the day, too, when he instructed our big bullmastiff, Chief, to mount and to fuck me, too. Like my father, I had been sucking Chief for years. I wanted those cocks so badly.

I was born a faggot. All my life, from my earliest days, cock has been my obsession, my devotion, my life. I get fucked all day, every day, mostly by strange and anonymous cock – hookups, gloryholes, restrooms…any way I can get it. There are the regulars, too, though, the men, many of them married, who come by daily for blowjobs and cum dumps. I have my own bullmastiff now, too. His name is Mars. We take good care of one another. He watches patiently as I suck other cocks, as I am fucked. He knows that he will get his. He always does. I could never do a monogamous relationship with a man. Mars and I are kind of a couple, though. Sure, I will take any dog cock, just as I will take any man cock, but I want Mars to know without a doubt, that I am his bitch, first and foremost. He has not fed, seeded, or bred another bitch. I am all he has. I honour that privileged relationship.

Yes, of course, I have eaten his shit. We eat the same food. Why not share our shit?