So last weekend I went to a gay sauna in Swindon and it totally put me off the gay scene. Maybe I need to go to the gay clubs of Manchester to satisfy my thirst for cock.

Because I'm only interested in young syuds with big juicy cocks for me to suck and this place was just full of middle-aged or older men in bad shape. Don't really know what I was expecting but I was only in there for half an hour before leaving without touching anyone!