Like anybody cares but I just thought I'd relate why I love to fake women into shorter skirts/short, add makeup, give 'e longer hair, etc.

Part of the reason is that there are so many sexy women out there and I've always had a thing for real short skirts/shorts. Naked's great but I guess I just enjoy the thought of watching them saunter around the house and teasing me by wearing a revealing outfit As the time progresses,I get to slowly undress them and nibble at the exposed parts. Knowing that they thought enough of me to get dressed in outfits they know will drive me crazy is such a turn-on!

That's only a small part, however. The biggest reason is my current wife thinks it's silly to dress up in some sexy outfit just to have me take it off of her. Oh, she'll eventually do it but I have to beg. My first wife adored dressing up. Within five minutes of getting a new outfit, she'd be in the bedroom putting it on. My current finds every reason in the book to not wear something that I bought for her. Then again, her whole outlook on sex is bizarre. She thinks I should be ready to go after three kisses. And she doesn't mind foreplay--just as long as I doing to her. She thinks men's bodies are 'dirty.' (Not dirty dirty but wrong dirty). She barely touches me for more than a minute and I just get the sense she doesn't like it.  Maybe I stink in bed but in my defense, my first wife had at least one orgasm every time we screwed.

Okay...end of pathetic rant...