I wanted a girlfriend. Someone I could relate to. Someone I could share my feelings with, and fall in love with. Someone with whom I could share sensuality and some kind of tenderness...

What I GOT was a 36 year old divorced mom of one who would actually say things to me like "Shut the FUCK-UP and take out your DICK."   Or "Fuck me like you HATE ME." Or "I'm gunna screw the brains out of you til there's nothing left of you but your  big fat jizzing Cock."