You're some horny guy, like 18-25, and you're obsessing over women your age; smitten you go from one love interest and sexcapade to another, always seeking. So horny, so profoundly driven mad by hormones.  Guess what? The best fuck of your life probably doesn't look like some 20-something woman at all. She's not someone you go to school with. She's not your best friend's younge sister. The absolute most mind-blowing best fuck of your life probably looks something like this:

It probably takes the form of a 31 year old recently divorced woman looking for a little NSA rebound action... she doesn't give a fuck about your politics, your job (or lack thereof) or your ability to hold a decent conversation. Not really.

She pretty much just knows she wants to get laid and knows how to get what she's looking for. She's talking to you at the gym because she likes what she sees, period. I had a guy write me a poem one time saying he was so moved, moved to tears by the passions we had shared, that the 'rolling waves of erotic joy that went on and on' kept sweeping through his mind day and night and that I had made him hunger even more, not less by the way I had satisfied but then tempted him toward 'even deeper carnal pleasures of the flesh not even imagined possible.."

Wow. Poetry.
And all I did was give him viagra and keep applying liquid lube from a bottle as I rode him. Just a slooow-deep undulating me-ontop fuck off and on over the course of five hours.   We both came about 5 or 6 times, and that erection eventually went down for him...

Side note: To remove cum from bedspread, sheets, curtains & pillows:  

     Soak in cold water overnight.
     Spot treat with zote-sope & toothbrush
     Cold wash, double rinse
     hang on the line to dry, don't use the dryer.