Got hit on in the grocery store by a married man who was trying to strike up a 'casual conversation' over choices of organic pasta. Nice try at not glancing down at my chest every five seconds!  I did you the favor of visibly wandering my eyes down you a couple times too... and yes. Noticed the VPB. (visible public boner.) LOL  Your wife looked a little annoyed when she finally rolled by and collected you without a word.

 So, somebody's husband, this song's for you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBydVp7Ljw