Went on a shopping / creepshotting trip this afternoon. You know you are in the dodgier part of town when at 3:30pm two police riot vans pull up on the high street and ~20 of the biggest coppers all get out... to form a barrier around McDonalds to protect it from marauding chav skoolies.  Spent five minutes stuck at a checkout behind a pramface with homemade tattoos whilst she attempted to purchase formula milk with vouchers, and a few minutes listening to a couple of smoking skoolies swear about their teachers.

So many hot young bodies in tight and tiny oufits ... but mostly with fugly faces too