I get a lot of private messages. I'll try to answer the most commonly asked things right here. 

How old are you? Where are you from? Are you married?

30 f UK, happily married.

 Will you webcam? Will you send me face pics? 

No.

What do you write?

I don't write. I edit and publish. If you're interested, search Imogen Marie Cumming or Ingrid Grimm on amazon.

Do you get turned on by the stories you edit?

Absolutely. I wouldn't publish something that didn't turn me on.

Do you look at porn?

Yes.

What porn do you like?

Check my profile. There's a 'faves' folder and my interests are clearly shown.

Will you meet me? Will you cam? Will you roleplay?

No, no, probably not.

Will you send me pics of the porn you like?

No. I'm here to chat and to look at what gets posted. I don't store or swap porn.

What do you look like?

There are some pics on my page. I will post more in due course, but I'm not here to show off.

Do you like men jerking off while they look at your pics?

It's flattering, but it isn't the centre of my world.

Do you want a tribute?

You can tribute if you like, but don't expect fawning gratitude.

Will you send me a personal pic so I can tribute you?

No.

Will you have an affair with me?

No.

Do you cheat on your husband?

No.

What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?

That depends on how you define kinky. I'm probably quite vanilla in real life, although I have a few kinky fantasies.

What are your fantasies? What's your favourite?

I have millions of fantasies. I don't have a fave.

Do you have sex with the people you work with?

No. My authors write about sex, I edit and publish their work. It's a surprisingly professional relationship.

Are you masturbating right now?

Probably not.

What are you wearing?

Probably the least sexy jeans and t-shirt you can imagine.

Where are you?

Probably in my home office.

These are the things people ask the most. I guess now I'll know whether people read my blog before they talk to me!

I've met some awesome people here, some less awesome people and some rather unpleasant people. If you want to be awesome, be polite, keep it light and don't have high expectations.

Have fun!

P. xxx