Porn vs Reality part 2:  Scientific Laws As Demonstrated In The World of Porn

The Inverse Proportion Law of Porn: Petite white blondes only fuck gigantic black cocks.

Niels Porn's Law of Wave-Particle Duality: Semen is emitted from the penis as a wave but lands in the eye as a particle.

Archimedes' Buoyancy Principle: Silicone breasts never sag.

Archimedes also was responsible for the "Eureka" directive: Phew! Eureka! Go wash your vagina.

Newton's Law of Motion Lotion:  F = m × a : Force equals penis Mass times the tightness of the Asshole.

Vivid's Universal Law of Gravitation: No cock goes down until after the money shot.

Boyle's Law: The volume of a given penis in a confined vagina is inversely proportional to the queef.

Porn Performance Law of Relativity E=MC2: Energy during a scene equals Moaning times the amount of Cash paid squared

Porn's Law of Thermodynamics: The hotter the woman the uglier the man. (In real life this translates to: The hotter the woman the wealthier the man.)