So I'm playing in the shower this morning...like I usually do. I've got a gallon piss enema, large rubber plug and... my glass dildo. I've played with these things before in the shower with no problems. Usually, I wear bikini bottoms to hold the insertables in both of my holes with a gallon of piss in my ass (don't judge me, I love it, it's hot and it makes me feel dirty). Well I did the enema, inserted the rubber plug in my ass to hold the liquid in, and was in the process of inserting the glass dildo in my pussy and pulling up the bikini bottoms when... I sneezed. The plug slipped, my enema came gushing out, i lost the dildo and it shattered on the shower floor. Like I said... really dumb move. Luckily just got away with a cut on the back of my foot. Bled like a bitch (it was so pretty!!!), but I don't think I need stitches. An hour later, I think I've got all the glass cleaned up. It's a little sad, I liked that dildo a lot. But... oh well. I'll just get a new one. Lesson learned... no matter how much you've done a thing and feel comfortable with it, the unexpected can still happen. So have at me, humiliate me, tell me what a dumb bitch I am. I deserve it.

 Xoxo 

Anya