By 2003, my family had grown a lot. Although I had slept many times with my Mum, we had never had any children together.

However, My older sister Kelly, (born 1963), and I had 4 children together. She'd had twin girls in 1984, (Marion and Valerie), a boy in 1987, (Kayden Jnr), and had had a little girl (Fyona) in 2000.

In 2003 both Marion and Valerie, (born 1984)) had become pregnant, by me, they were both expecting twin girls, due in 2004. This made me the Father and Grandfather of them all.

In 1999, My younger sister Katie, (born 1976)  had got pregnant, again I was the father. She had twins, a boy and a girl in 2000. This made me their father and Uncle.

In 1999, my step sister Candi,(born 1973) had got pregnant. She had twin girls, born in 2000.

I managed to get an old school friend of mine, Sheila, pregnant in 1999, she had a son.

I got my Mum's sister,(Ellie, born 1945), my Aunt pregnant in 1984, she was 39 at the time, she had twins, both girls, then I got her pregnant in 1989, she was 44 by then, and she had a boy in 1990.

By 2004, I had a total of 16 kids, 12 girls and 3 boys. I have contact with all my kids, apart from the ones I had with Ellie, as she emigrated to get away from all of "US" perverts.