A couple years ago, I dated a girl who had really saggy boobs.  She and I didn't work out, but I discovered that I loved saggy boobs.  I love watching them move.  I love the way they feel.  I love the way they look.  I love saggy boobs.

 Unfortunately, its fucking difficult to meet a girl who's willing to let her boobs sag, and that makes me sad.

So, I'm trying to find a girl with saggy boobs in the Pacific North West.