This goes out to all the white "men" out there who like to use the word nigger when no black folk are around to kick your punk ass. Who enjoy watching black bodies push the bounds of human ability in every sport, but wouldn't date a woman who had been with a black man.  Who admit that some of the sexiest, smartest people on the planet are black men and women but who would be upset to have their son or daughter bring home a coffee colored date...or worse yet, baby.

Happy MLK day!! I want to thank you for being a dickless, no-balled, clueless piece of shit. While you've been high-fiving your pals over the latest police brutality, your precious white wives have been working hard on improving race relations. They are ambassadors, of a sort, even though you may not realize it. In the spirit of reconciliation and cooperation, I thought I'd share with you some wonderful underappreciated things about your white wives. I think knowing some of what follows will only foster greater intimacy and bring you closer together. 

• She loves unprotected sex with her black lover(s). She loves how it feels and the thrill of the risk.
• She has slept next to you with black cum inside her pussy and/or inside her stomach 
• She has done anal with her black lover, mainly because he's gotten her too turned on to say no
• She has been trained to cum on command when her black master is inside her
• She has begged her black lover to breed her like a slut
• She's had sex not only with her black lover, but at least one of his friends, because he expected it of her
• She can cum for twenty minutes straight, but, you guessed it, only with her black lover 
• she learned that she can squirt, when her black lover makes her
• She tolerates sex with you, simply to keep the peace, but she's thinking about someone else. She doesn't even care much any more for your thin-lipped kisses
• She appreciates how much her black lover genuinely loves her body, especially all the ways it doesn't match the twiggy Victoria Secret model look. She thinks you're basically attracted to children and not grown women, and it's a huge turn off for her when she thinks of you, which she doesn't much anymore
• She has at least one friend doing pretty much the same thing she does
• When she thinks of how much you'd be humiliated by the truth, it turns her on

It's been hard work, but enjoyable, learning all this about your women. You're welcome.

 And for all you bois out there being openly cuckolded, willingly or not, by women with a taste for chocolate, all I can say is this: at least you know the score. At least you're getting some gratification knowing that your wife is well taken care of.