Hey, Im quite dirty. I have done a lot of things most 17yr old lads havent

-Exposed myself outside-sometimes when i come home from school, i go along the country park and get my dick out, i wank as i go along. I have been caught by one lady coming home from school, she was about 40, and she walked over to me, i tried to hide my dick, but she said it was ok, she then grabbed her tits and said "I like stuff like that" she then grabbed my cock and said "Carry on", hit my ass and walked off. I have also exposed myself at night, but i will explain that later. 

-I have found my parents porn stuff-I first found some playing cards with people shagging on them, then when i snooped some more I found 4 porn DVD's in my dads drawers and a tonne of crusty lingerie in my mums drawer. I also found a bag containing my mums toy collection.

-I have then used a tonne of stuff in my ass. I started to use my mums lube and dildo in my ass. When that kept on getting covered in shit, i gave myself an enema with a water bottle which is soooo nice. I then fucked myself with the dildo so hard that my ass gaped so big i could fist myself.

-I explained earlier that i have exposed myself at night. I was home alone and 16, i went upstairs and grabbed mums bag of sex toys, i then put on some of her lingerie (panties, corset, bra and tights) i then put clothes over the top and put the sex toys, some vaseline, an empty beer bottle and a water bottle in a bag and got on my bike and rode into the park/path. It was midnight and i cycled for a bit then got into the bushes and gave myself an enema with the water, blasting it out into the bushes, i then put vaseline in my ass and put the dildo in there. I then cycled for a bit with just the lingerie on. I then found a bench and used the beer bottle, the various vibrators and dildos on my ass. I must have cum all over the ground and myself about 4 times.