(In an effort to not offend anybody by anything that may or may not appear in any of my past, present or future galleries I have included the following disclaimer. There should be something that covers any and all situations.) 

 Gallery Disclaimer

 These galleries are meant for educational purposes only. Any
resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental.
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settle during shipment. Use only as directed. No other warranty
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