i get asked this question alot: What's the most humiliating thing she's ever done to you?

if you want to know the answer... read on. i'll try and relate it as best i can.

we went out to the club and met up with some friends, guys n girls.

about 7 martini's later we headed back to my house- where we live together.

for those of you who aren't following along, i'm talking about my girlfriend and me.

no, i'm not a lesbian. i am the straight girl who just happens to have a beautiful girlfriend.

7 martini's later we headed back to our house- guys n girls in tow. Tanya even hired the bartender girl to come make drinks for us at the hot tub.

party didn't last long, really- a few hours. nothing much happened- the drunker girls get the more they come on to me cause you know... i have a girlfriend so it must be okay. right? lol

so towards the end when everyone left and i see Tanya sitting with this chick i absolutely despise. Her name is Candi- go figure. bimbo bitch from a trailer park somewhere- not that there's anything wrong with trailer parks- i actually own one through an investment company i work with. anyway, beside the point. i don't like the bitch and she's made it pretty damn clear over the years that she doesn't like me... which is kinda funny cause she's a sales girl for a vendor i use for certain events. i keep getting side tracked.

she thinks i'm a fake lesbian or whatever- that my deal with Tanya is just an act to get the guys or whatever. she tells everyone i'm just a tease- mad cause all the guys are always surroiunding me and Tanya or something.

so Tanya and Candi are sitting on the couch looking at some thing on her phone and giggling. girls got these antenna's, right? and mine were raised. i knew something was up. i go over to see what they're doing and i hear me shriek- coming from Tanya's phone. i'm like "oh shit."

Tanya is showing her this video she took of me... the day she bought me a present off amazon or wherever. it's a little box with a bow and on the video i open it and... find a set of nipple clamps. and on the video Tanya is like "show me where these go" and i'm obviously scared as shit and she tells me again to show her where they go and i kinda unbutton my blouse and pull down my bra... and let her put them on me. and she's like "come here bitch,' and dragging me across the room by my tits and i'm shrieking and she's slapping my hands and whe takes me to this window and opens the shades and turns on the lights and is saying crazy things: "gonna show everyone what kinda little bitch you are..." and stuff. window to window, dragging me by my tits through my own house, taking video of me.

i dunno if you've ever played with nipple clamps before but i promise you this: Wherever your nipples go your body Will follow. Just an fyi. so i'm getting drug throught the house by my tits and she's videoing me telling me how the girls at the office are gonna learn who the real Ladyboss is.

so anyways, i'm about to friggin die, her showing this bitch this video. i am about to melt through a hole in the floor. and this bitch is laughing her ass off- they both are- like two little bitches on the playground.

so somehow i sit down with whatever dignity i have left and Candi is like "i've never seen anything like that!" and stuff. and they're talking about me as if i am not even there. then Tanya asks her if she wants to watch her do it again and Candi is like "fuck no, i wanna put them on her." so Tanyapoints her finger and i'm like "wtf?" cause i know. i lmpw she wants me to bring her my nipple clamps from her purse. i just sat there, not gonna do it. the nshe snapped her fingers and for some reason- i moved. i got up and dug in her purse and brought her my nipple clamps.

she wasn't done yet though. she smirked at me and told me to show Candi where they went. i wasn't going to do it. and then i saw the look in her eye and i did. i have no idea what came over me or why. next thing i know i'm unbuttoning my blouse and taking my boobs pout for this bitch and she and Tanya are having a giggling fit.

thius story is getting way too long. suffice it to say that Candsi had a real good time hurting and humiliating me. gloated while she did it. hurt me in a way only an amateure could...  if you don't know... for starters, ladies- the closer the clamp is placed to the tip of your nipple the more it hurts- it can get absolutely unbearable- which is what happened to me. it was so bad Candi freaked and wanted to take it off but Tanya wouldn't allow it and made her put the other one on and explained to her the more "meat" she puts between the jaws the less it would hurt... so the second one wasn't so bad... but then i was left with unbalanced tits... a whole other issue but i digress, once again.

the next morning i woke up (or came to, depending on your point of view) alone. i tried to get out of bed- still so drunk i couldn't function... only to discover that at some point during the night this bitch had decided i needed her shoe shoved up my twat- and i couldn't get it out. so i'm laying there crying.... like a little bitch i guess... and she and Tanya came in and they were all laughing at me, asking me how i got that shoe shoved so far up me. took both of them to get it out i guess... me hobbling into the bathroom... completely mortified.

anyways, that's all, mostly. a few days later Candi brought me flowers... and asked me how i liked her new shoes... cheeky little bitch. we're actually friends now... 

mikki