My wife and me were working in the garden. I was dressed in a pink frilly dress, and of course locked in my chastity belt.  My wife asked me: How long has it been since your last orgasm?

I answered: One month, my love.

Would you like to have a good fuck? She asked.

I jumped to the occasion and said: Oh, yes, please, madam.

She went inside to get the keys to my belt.  I thought we were going to have outdoor sex.  I couldn't believe she wanted to give me an orgasm (and with her, in her).

She unlocked me.

My little clitty was hard in a second.

Wait here, said my wife.

She returned with a pumpkin.  With a little knive she made a tiny hole in the pumpkin.

She saw the surprise on my face: Oh, were you thinking you were going to have sex with me?

Do you really think I want sex with a man with such a tiny dick, dressed as a stupid sissy?

You can fuck the pumpkin, while I hold it, she said, with a vicious smile. 

She held the pumpkin in front of me.

Go for it.

I inserted my little dick in the pumpkin and started to fuck.

Unbelievable, she said.

I humped the pumpkin and started to moan.

That's it, sissy, spurt your cum in the pumpkin.

I could hear my earrings dingle while I was fucking the pumpkin.

I wish your mother could see this, she said, while I was emptying my balls in the pumpkin.

When I was finished, she locked me back up and said: That's another one of my bucket list. The list of objects I will let you fuck is long: let's see, your bike? My car? Or the couch? The vacuum cleaner?  A watermelon?

Yep, you will fuck them all.

And yes, I did.