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To our "Young" members: "Yes, I am over 18" (You Liar)
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If you are a young viewer (the kind who lies when you click "Yes, I am over 18"), then you are probably still trying to understand yourself, and if all of this online porn shit is "normal". If this is you, then my most cherished advice is to be careful: porn is pretty goddamn addictive, especially for young adults.
Look, I'm old. I helped to build this busted world you're going to inherit. For that, I apologize. Now it's up to you to deal with it. Like it or not you have to decide how successful an adult you're going to be, and how much "illicit fun" you get to have along the way. You get to control it all, drive fast, and it'll be awesome. That's really how it is. Things like porn are like drugs: without moderation they can take over and ruin you.
Consider all this foul stench we watch with glassy-eyed abandon.
How deep is thy porn? It is to the breadth and depth and height our faps can reach. (Sorry Liz)
that the deeper you look, the stupider and sadder it gets. At some point you want something good.
It's too bad you can't make money watching porn.
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Posted on : Nov 9, 2015
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