One of the (few) downsides to living in Florida: pretty, sexy girls in summer clothes, everywhere, all of the time (I bet some of you are snorting and going, "Some downside!"). 

But I'm going through a bit of a dry spell at the moment, and so the sight of all of the women-ranging from teens to MILFS, in all shapes and colors-is driving me insane! I walk around constantly with a hardon, like I'm a damn teenager in high school, and it is exceedingly frustrating!

I need to get laid and bad, otherwise I think my balls might just explode from all of the sperm I have stored up.