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Guys, look, women are very different from men. They are different
physically, emotionally, and mentally. They are not nearly as visually
stimulated as we guys are, but that doesn’t mean that they won’t, or
more importantly, that they can’t learn to enjoy a little porno
stimulation to help get the horses running on occasion. You just have
to be smart about what you choose to show her, and I will show you how.
After
thousands of interviews with women, including those in the adult
entertainment industry itself, I have gathered some very helpful
information about “Chicks and Flicks” that will help your Dicks!
First
of all, most women simply cannot stand to listen to the dialog or inane
discussion going on in most porn these days. Babes say it is highly
counter productive to the over-all, ultimate, intended cause. It simply
doesn’t get them aroused or turned on, but rather, it annoys, agitates,
or outright pisses them off. They find it to be mostly vile,
disgusting, rude and offensive, and there is nothing seductive about
that to a woman at all. Sadly this is not something that is getting
better; it is actually gotten far worse over time.
Woody’s Solution:
Keep the volume of the flick on mute, and play some of your favorite
music as background soundtrack, then you and your woman take turns
filling in the missing dialog yourselves. It automatically gets HER Hot
‘cause she is now talking sex talk, and that gets a woman (Audible)
going while the film gets the man (Visual) going as well. Problem
Solved!
Next, we are now experiencing a whole new rising tide of
amateur film makers, video cameras firmly in hand, who daily flood the
market with more porn than any 100 people could possibly watch in a
lifetime, if they devoted 24 hours a day to the job. Sadly most of it
is horrifically bad, extremely low class, and much of it is angry,
rude, mean- spirited and aggressively anti-female, balancing at the
very brink of violence against women. Gee I wonder if this is going to
succeed in getting your honey babe hot and ready for love. Use your
brains guys, this is going to offend and piss them off. Wake Up!
Be
smart; pick out, ahead of time, movies that have at least some sort of
a plot or story. I know “You” don’t need romance, but she lives off of
it. A romantic story line will get you laid a lot surer and a lot
quicker than this senseless dribble that give us a boner. There are
female filmmakers, who brilliantly create some pretty hot porn, which
appeals to a woman’s sensibilities. Ask for them. Look for them. Find
Them. They are worth their weight in GOLD, I promise you! Also ask any
female friends who you know well enough to comfortably discuss the
issue, what they like and where they got it.
Most women don’t
like that wet reflection of personal ooze that bad lighting and too
many close-ups seem to almost proudly display. This is total and
instant turn off! So get to work finding the right flick to fuck and
enjoy the bounties of the “Sin-ema!
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Posted on : Oct 1, 2008
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