It has been an ongoing saga over coffee with my married friend James. He often confides in me things he wouldn't tell his wife of 7 years - this generally involves tales of 19-20 something college coeds who proposition him. Met with him on Saturday and we were discussing unrelated things when the text came in.

 "Oh-Jesus-Christ!" he said, sullenly shaking his head. He handed me his phone to see the just-in message from Jessica, a girl who has apparently been 'hot for teacher' this semester:

I happened a downward glance on our way out the door, an sure-enough, James had an erection. I think this girl is breaking him down...