All right, gurls and bois, important safety tip: if you have seasonal allergies/postnasal drip, better lay off the deep throating practice for a while. Turns out PND and acid reflux mix about as well as lightning striking a volcano; been having furious bouts of thunderous coughs, so much so that the doctor had to put me on corticosteroids to settle the inflammation down. It'll be real interesting to see how those play with the hormones I'm on. Just hope I don't turn green and grow a foot or something. Then again, that could be hot...

Note that semen settles the tummy, so if you're inclined to deep throat without a condom, make sure to swallow!