One morning I was sneaking out on the porch taking pics of myself in drag (I was wearing white thigh high stocking with the ruffles at top, fake tits under a tight white tank top, long blond wig and makeup, and nothing else).  I took a couple of me on my hands and knees, cars and parking lot and houses visible beyond me, either my pink dildo or a cucumber shoved up my ass.  Then I noticed that my neighbors had left a shovel outside.  I ran my hand over it and made sure it was smooth.  Then I stood on the porch, with the shovel head about 3 feet below on the ground, and slowly lowered myself onto the shovel handle, letting it slide deep into my asshole as I stood half naked on my front porch.  I bounced up and down on it for a minute or so, fondling my cock as it plowed my asshole, before getting spooked by a noise and slipping back into the house.