alright so i have a weird kinky thing i like to do, tho im sure im not the only one

i love having my pussy stretched. so especially after going out shopping with a dildo in me to make me slippery wet and having stretched around the dildo enough, i like to go home, put some music on, so my house mates think im sleeping, then lie down on the bed on a big towel and lie out all my toys next to me.

it's quite simple. while i watch some porn. hentai. dp. insertions. rough sex. machine sex.  i keep switching between the toys. have a clit stimulator buzz on my clit of course, at a medium level. don't want to have the big orgasm just yet. and insert the bigger dildo in, if it's too big to go in, even if i'm completely slippery wet, well then, i like to give it an extra push, if even like that it's hard, i position myself to arch my back in a way that i tuck my ass under me in an almost sitting position, and sit down on my toy. with enough grinding and pressure the toy will easily slip in and i make sure to stimulate my clit while i do this. the shove of the big toy in me gives an instant orgasm, then, after my body calmed down i play of course. start slowly, then go rough.. and of course when i quickly get bored of it, just find a bigger one and continue

Inflatable toys come in handy, but they don't make them long enough for me, or simply i want it hard and deep, so i use two dildos, then when i have stretched enough, i use three in my pussy

when i feel real naughty, i get this long vase for flowers that's always empty, turn it upside down, then slide myself on it, or a beer bottle, thick side in, the satisfaction is amazing.

also when i know i have the whole day for myself i don't even clean up quickly when i feel too tired and put everything away like nothing happened

no, i know my door is locked, so i remove the thick toy in me, and place a normally thicker dildo in my pussy, then lie down, maybe have a nap with it still in me

then waking up, fidgeting around, realizing the reason i woke up is because my movements caused the dildo to shift in me and it ended up getting me all horny again

and so the fun starts again