Bonus time again; got a Doc Johnson American Bombshells Missile, which is basically a buttplug shaped like a football and not a whole lot smaller (3.5" diameter). Also got a Fortaleeza chastity, which had a silicone urethral tube with a stainless steel end that was a bit much (reached all the way past my semen/urine valve - fine if I never wanted to cum; I would imagine it would suppress that), so got rid of it. Not quite ready for that. A while back, several years ago, got a silicone urethral sound from Mr. S Leather that did the same, but made me bleed a bit, so got rid of it; same deal. Can't imagine that sort of thing is good for my health. Don't get me wrong: I love me some urethral sounding, gets me hard as a rock almost instantly, but if it goes too far, I have issues (I don't really get erect much these days, so the distance between the tip of my clitty and my perineum isn't what it was). I do have a steel urethral stretching device which is a lot of fun.

Wife is out again tonight (really, I'm the wife, all things considered). Tonight, after 5 shots of Ketel One vodka and like an hour of sissifier2.tumblr.com, got more than a little crazy, did a mix and match of the Missile, Black Baller, and like 500 strokes of the Sexflesh Tasty Tony (I counted, anal creature that I am - serious drip of both drool and prostate fluid). After the Missile, fisting is pretty easy...

New development: my wife has some health issues which make fucking her vag difficult at best, which suits me fine, being as I am not super pussy oriented. No worries; relationship is still super solid. She's just as mentally flexible as I am anally flexible.  ;)