Okay, this is getting ridiculous.

Here I am, practicing on my dildos and all I'm looking for is a live dick to practice on.

Which apparently is impossible to find. :)

CraigsList, AdultFriendFinder, even tried visiting a sex-club.

No dice. Or rather, no dick.

Had a couple of 'near-misses', but in the end they all chickened out.

Which was a little un-expected since I'm supposed to be the one getting used........

I'm fully aware that I'm not exactly a looker, but then again, I'm not looking to get married here.

Granted, I did get one message through this site, but that was unfortunately from someone in the other end of the country. You know who you are, and again my apologies.

So here I sit, able and willing to drive to wherever the dick is (within reasonable distance), I'll come in and he can use my mouth and throat more or less as rough as he wants (again, within reasonable limits), and then I'll leave again, unless he wants a second run at it.

He doesn't have to go anywhere, doesn't have to talk, doesn't have to pay..... hell, the only thing he actually has to do is unzip. :)

And yet there are no takers.....I have to admit that this is starting to affect my confidence :P

So here's the deal:

If you're in or visiting Copenhagen (or within driving distance, call it around 40 miles) , and want to try deep-throat/throatfucking with absolutely no strings attached, feel free to send me a message and we'll work out the details.

I obviously can't promise that I'll be any good (no real experience yet), but I can promise that I'm going to try my very best.