just used my ex-gf's lotion to get off on bailey jay and charlie somikchan while wearing clothes and using a vibrator she left behind. Also, since I suffer from really dry skin in the cold season, I just rubbed the cinnimon vanilla jizz mixture onto my face once I finished. If there is a hell, I probably just bought a ticket. lol.

also, fellas, don't you just hate when you're blowing a girl and she turns out to be a guy?

just pause and ponder the absurdity of what I just wrote. I tried that joke on a friend and his mind was broken for a minute.