Confession time. My real name IS NOT Kitty Lyons! Moment for stunned silence...

I made it up! I've never even posed or performed under this name before. There...I'm glad that's off my little chest. "Kitty" is, however, my real nickname. I've been called "Kitty", or "Kit" for short, my entire life. My Aunt, who raised me, gave me the nickname even before I started wearing her clothes. It stuck.

So, whether you know me as Kitty Lyons, or any of the other names I've used, it really doesn't matter. A rose by any other name...Oh, who am I kidding? The only rose any of you are interested in is the one between my big cheeks!