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!!! Let's recap!

I just had a night out on the town. Beers, shots, cocktails, champagnes - perfecto amigos!!! Then as I seperated from my  GIRL and ended up buddying up with a curvy pal of our friendgroup that no one has ever actually fucked. YOU KNOW. That girl that is chubby, so everyone pretends she is asexual - even though she's probably all ready advanced beyond us and is masturbating to adult erotica beyond her years.

Yeah - that girl! She's at your house wild and drunk - trying to prove herself. Give her a smack across the tits and play with her nipples to assert dominance. She has immediately realised that although the world is looking more fairly divided, this sexual arena will result in the traditional BIG DICKED MALE fucking and ejaculating his way to utter dominance once again!!!! She has transitioned immediately before your eyes into a cum-obsessed cock=slut focussed only upone slurping and plurping AMERICA'S NEXT BIG DIIIICK!!!

Mr A

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