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I think I have a bra fetish
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YOU MIGHT HAVE A BRA FETISH IF...
1) You have way more bras than your wife has.
2) You wear a bra every day, changing to a different bra depending on the time of day or the outfit you're wearing.
3) You see a group of six lovely young ladies walking toward you, and think to yourself, "Oh, six bras!"
4) You receive at least five or six emails a day from online lingerie catalogs such as JMS, HerRoom, OneStopPlus, Lane Bryant, Roamans, Bare Necessities, Victoria's Secret, and others, mostly featuring bras and panties. And you read every email.
5) You frequent many of those sites, shop for bras in your size, add them to your shopping cart, then wait for special offers before you purchase.
6) Your bra is the first item of clothing you put on in the morning, and the last you remove at night. If you remove it at night.
7) Your bras go in a special lingerie bag before being thrown in the washer. Or you hand-wash them. And you always drip dry them - never in the dryer.
8) You leave a couple of bras lying around the bedroom where they might be "discovered," or at least where you can view them easily when you're in the room.
9) You leave a bra strap half hanging out of your almost-closed suitcase when you're staying in a hotel.
10) You never carelessly put on a bra with a twisted strap; it must fit and lie perfectly on your shoulders.
11) Even if you're a nudist, you often wear just a bra around the house.
12) You occasionally wear shirts too thin to entirely hide the fact that you're wearing a bra, in the hope that someone might notice. But they rarely do, or if they do, they don't say anything. And that's okay. You wouldn't want to be a pervert.
13) When you pack your suitcase for a trip, the bras are the last thing to go in, so they're the first thing you see when you open your suitcase. Or when airport security opens your suitcase.
14) None of your bras are worn out (with the possible exception of a favorite or two), because you keep buying more even though you don't need them.
15) Every time you buy a new bra, you hurry to post a photo of you wearing it
16) You have become an expert at determining at a glance many details of a woman's bra such as what setting the hooks are on and how many rows of hooks are on the bra by seeing the outline through her clothing, even when the clothing she is wearing is not sheer.
17) You stand in front of the Victoria's Secret window display and drool, knowing that they don't carry any of the cute bras you are looking at in your size... but you still have to look and dream...
18) You don't care if someone notices your bra or your breasts when you're out in public.
19) You cover your breasts instinctively whenever you remove your bra.
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Posted on : Aug 29, 2014
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