Well, I never did retire from photo faking. The way I see it, when an attractive woman politely asks you to spray sperm all over her face, you do it . . . even if you have to do it in Photoshop. Things will be easier when Adobe releases Photoshop CS69 with the new Apply Sperm filter. Then everyone will be able to make quality cumface fakes, and we crafty veterans, with our skills no longer in demand, will move on to other hobbies, like stamp collecting and coin collecting and cumface photo collecting. Ah, the golden years. Florida. Bermuda shorts. Knee socks . . . eh, I guess the golden years can wait. And in the meantime, if you have an uncontrollable urge to see your face glazed like a Krispy Kreme donut (I'm talking to you, frisky German girls), then just ask me. And then remind me when I forget. And ask a third time, and eventually I'll get the job done.