Are you looking at porn at work?

If you are reading this message at work, then you are:

 Guess what? 
As if that wasn't bad enough...

Now you're going to MASTURBATE at work.

Oh, sure. You can try to avoid it. Just saying to yourself:

I'll just wait til'my lunch break or some such.

Nope.

I really think you should just do it right now. You already have a growing hard-on. It's going to be uncomfortable for you!

Itll only take you like 3 minutes... at this rate! LOL

 wow... look at those knockers!!! heh heh heh

Anyway, if it helps, this is me:

PS: I actually have no gag-reflex. Let's just say I am no stranger to licking balls that

are on my chin.  

Ok. Go masturbate right now. At work.
It's habbit forming.