Dear Dr. Gardener,

It's Chelsea in your freshman litt. class. I know you notice me. I sit in the front. I sometimes don't wear a bra.
As you said in class one time, simple honest communication is the best use of the english language. "Communicate your intentions and your thoughts in a way that they are not misunderstood" seems to be your mantra.

Well, how about this: 

I would like you to come over, to cover my entire body in almond oil, and to rub the tip of your erect penis between my labia until you decide you need to bury yourself BALLS-DEEP in my cunt. I am usually home by 7:30 p.m. I live alone. Please see attached map. I live on campus.

-Chelses.