Here is a little cut and paste of things I have wrote about me in the past either in profiles, or responses that I have written so many times I got tired of retyping lol :)

Last time… Probably… Hopefully… Maybe… I don’t Know?... Whatever…

Prepare to be astounded and amazed by probably the longest, most detailed, informative, personal look at someone EVER in the history of Collarme.com lol. It's all real, and it’s all me. This is a compilation of several profiles, and even repetitive questions I have to answer on a dating site, so I save the answers to save time :) Well here goes an hour of our life. Hope you think I'm worth it :)

The best way to describe me is I'm an old soul who is young at heart. I am Smart, Intelligent, Funny, Creative, Romantic, Caring, Loyal, Charming, and Super Cuddly for starters. Of course I do need my alone time, I'm not perfect, and I am a guy, so I will insert my foot in my mouth occasionally. I guess you could say I'm like an onion, I have layers “That'll do donkey, that’ll do” :) I guess you can tell I like movies too. I enjoy basketball, playing pool, karaoke, horseback riding, water and jet skiing, amusement parks, and I don't know if eating is a hobby but I love good food. I like to do all sorts of things for fun. I used to go out more when I was younger, but I really haven’t had time for it lately. I am fine staying home and watching movies or whatever, but I would like to be more active again with the right person. It would be nice to do all that Alaskan tourist stuff for instance, that I have never tried, but always wanted to with someone. Maybe you can take me places and we can do stuff together I have never tried? I’m always up for learning new stuff. I want to get out more and have a good time so if anyone has hobbies that aren't listed here i would love to learn new things like skiing, snow-boarding, exc. I currently do night audit for a hotel in town. I'm also a computer technician, do web design, and I hope to one day open a computer shop here in town again. I also dabble in making web-pages, am trying to make a 3d video game that I have had an idea about since I was like 15, and working on a 9 book science fiction Anthology :) So yea, maybe I am not a millionaire now, but I do have dreams and goals. I currently live in FAIRBANKS, ALASKA but am originally from OMAHA, NEBRASKA and may move back sometime.

Looking For:

I'm looking for a mature person in life meaning pays bills on time exc., but is a big kid on the inside. Someone who loves to cuddle and kiss. Someone who likes to go out but doesn’t mind just relaxing at home sometimes too. Someone who plays no head games, no lying, exc. someone who is full of love and life and that would treat me good and I would do the same for them. Just the love of my life why is that so hard to find???

I’m a very romantic and intimate person, but I’m not just looking for sex. I always find myself in a difficult place because I am very kinky, but I am looking for love, so I can’t post on a dating site talking about things that turn me on, and I can’t post on any kind of adult site looking for true love lol. I would like to meet someone who is tired of playing games.  No, I don’t think a couple of dates warrant picking out wedding outfits, but if looking for a real relationship isn’t on your list somewhere, then I probably won’t be interested. Also, I have and love kids, and if you have children, I have no problem with that :). I have been here half my life, and I have yet to meet a girl that knew what she wanted, and what she was looking for. Please be mature and honest. Doesn’t mean you have to be a fuddy duddy :P Hope you agree ;) If so let’s get to know each other.

A while ago wrote a little thing about what I think true love is:

True love to me is holding someone and time stops, nothing else matters. Being homeless on the streets but feeling like the richest person in the world because you have that someone beside you. Wanting someone for who they are and how they are and not trying to change them. Accepting their differences, but trying to meet them half way. Always standing beside them in all they try cheering them on, and helping them achieve all their goals. When you make the vows of marriage never giving up no matter what life throws at you. When your 90 and all the beauty of the body is gone still loving that person more and more every day.

..... Thats what I am looking for? Anyone else?

Music: I love Country, Rock, a lot of 80's music and rock, Newer Christian music, and a tiny bit of hip hop/rap. Basically everything.

Movies: Well I love a lot of science fiction like Star Trek, Star Wars, Exc., but I love romantic movies too like the Notebook and Titanic. Again basically everything.

Television: Don’t watch much of it but liked all the Star Trek series, Star gate, Exc., and comedies like That 70's Show, Earl, Exc.. Again basically everything.

Books: Don’t read much but the books I did read and liked were Jurassic Park (way better than the movie), I am the Cheese, The Stand, The Hobbit.

Heroes: My heroes are my 2 children who give me purpose and show me all the wonder and beauty of life.

Kink:

MAYBE YOU'RE A STRONG WOMAN? You know what you want. You want a loving devoted man at home to treat you good, be romantic, and make you feel special. At the same time though. You enjoy your freedom. You have a huge sex drive and you don't think you could be ok in a normal relationship because you would still need sexual freedom.

MAYBE YOU'RE A SUBMISSIVE WOMAN? You want a man to take control sexually and dominate you, but most men like that are self-centered a**holes who focus mainly on themselves. What if you could have a man in your life that would love you and cherish you? A man who was thankful you were there and appreciate you in their life. Give you all the things your past relationships lacked. What if when you needed to, you could enjoy being with a dominate man and have your submissive desires met, and know your loving husband will always be there and is ok with you having your desires fulfilled?

What if you could have your cake and eat it to?

What if you could have a loving devoted husband to live a normal life with? Feel love, romance, and build a life together with? What if you could also enjoy any man you wanted any time you wanted? What if no matter how many men you were with, your devoted husband would love you more and more. He would encourage you to enjoy yourself. He would always respect you and look at you with loving eyes.

What if you could have your cake and eat it to?

What if you could enjoy countless men anytime you wanted, but you could be selfish and keep him all to yourself? Even lock his cock up in a male chastity device and deny him release while you enjoyed yourself. What if you could teach him to pleasure you with his tongue several times a day, even after you had been with your lovers? Licking you clean, even your ass if you like.

What if you could have your cake and eat it to?

Well you can. The question is, are you brave enough to admit your desires and ask for it. It's not too good to be true, it's right there waiting for you to start enjoying. Love and pure ecstasy is right in front of you at this very moment. Will you pass it by? Or will you take the step to bring pure fulfillment in your life? Love, romance, a solid life together with someone, and pure sexual bliss is one step away.

What if you could have your cake and eat it to?

I'm decent looking with great oral skills, but this is also a small town. So I will share a picture of me with you when I feel comfortable and know you're real.

Well. . . ARE YOU READY FOR SOME CAKE NOW?

Sexual:

PLEASE read all of this so you can get an idea about what I’m looking for. Hopefully it sounds good to you too. My sexual appetite can be compared to a herd of starving lions or raptors. Women to me are beautiful sensual creatures. I am VERY, VERY oral and could literally go down on ladies for hours. If she is extremely beautiful I would even love to rim them.  I Crave sex 7 to 10 times a day. It doesn’t have to be full blown sex even if I got to go down on them 3 or 4 times a day its ok with me. I get almost as much pleasure from giving pleasure as I do from getting it. I love to be creative in bed too and always want to learn and try new things. I guess you might call me a switch in bed cause if a girl wants to be in control sometimes I am ok with that and if she wants me to take charge I am fine with that too. So whether you want me to worship the ground you walk on or throw you on the bed and fuck you till your raw I’ll give you exactly what you want. I love all kinds of positions, from like missionary style but with your legs on my shoulders, to doggie style, to you on top whether you’re doing the work or I am. Whatever position you like I would love to do also. Relationship wise, yes I would like to find something long term, but I am COMPLETELY comfortable with a casual fun friendship with benefits. Looks wise I am told I am cute. I find many different women of many different body types cute. It’s hard to describe what I am attracted to but I can usually tell right away with a picture, so don’t be shy if you like me send me a picture and if I like I will definitely respond. I guess fantasy wise and this is completely up to who I am with, I have always wanted to try it with 2 women but what guy hasn’t. Also for the person I am with if they wanted it I might even be willing to try a 3some with another guy for her pleasure but again that’s only if she wanted to. It’s only fair if I expected to have 2 girls lol, but again its up to them. I am circumcised. I have a thick penis so I am told, and it’s pointed slightly downward.  I guess the average size of a male penis is 5 and a half inches long and mine is 6 and ¼ inches so I am a little above average in the length department and I am told I definitely know how to use it. I have a more personal picture of me, so if you show me yours I’ll show you mine lol. I guess that’s about it for now hopefully you will want to find out more in person.

The following is a mixture of some truth, some fiction, and some erotica. You tell me what part is what. Maybe you want to mold me into ALL of this ;)   :

I will tell you a little about me and what has brought me to this point in my life. Please read ALL of it.

                My x wife cheated on me a lot. She was younger than me, and I figured she just needed to sow some wild oats before she settled down with me. She would always apologize to me, and tell me how sorry she was for cheating, and how deep down inside, she really didn’t want to, but she loved all the new experiences, and how they all were different, and made her cum so much. She would talk about how nice their cocks were, and how they could stay hard for like hours, and how nice their cocks tasted, and their cum, and how they would take her from every hole. When we made love, she would never suck my cock, or do anal, so these words hurt. I discovered my x wife was a nympho and she would never stop, she couldn’t, she was addicted. I kept forgiving her but towards the end of our relationship we barely ever made love anymore. I am a very sexual person and masturbate 7 to 10 times a day so this drove me insane. In all the time alone without her I began to fantasize about her with the other men. I wanted her to be happy, so I was going to accept this and encourage her. Well a few years after we were together she became a stripper for a while. She met a man there, and after she stopped stripping, saw him again around town like a year later. She left me for him a week after my mom died, and two weeks after our new born baby daughter was born. I was devastated.

                A couple years later I started dating this woman who I later found out was a phone sex operator. She was a dom. After she found out the story of me and my x she decided to take advantage of my submissive pleasing personality. She slowly trained me to want to be a cuckold. She first started out by always rubbing and sucking on my nipples and making me masturbate while she did it, watching videos of women sucking cocks. She started slipping a finger in my ass while I fucked her. She put me in a chastity device and then started using her vibrator on me and sucked my nipples to give me pleasure. She would make me eat her out and lick her ass daily. After making me go for so long I thought I was going to die, she told me the only way I could be released from my chastity device is if I fucked her and came on her or in her and licked her clean and ate it all. By this time, she always had a butt plug in me. She would make me watch hypnotic videos while I fucked her with a vibrator in my ass. I had to call my cock a clitty. I had to lick up and eat my own cum every time. After watching the hypnotic videos, all the cuckold videos, and al the videos of nice hard real cocks, it was hard to make my clitty hard without seeing a real cock. I began to become so confused and scared and I enjoyed looking at and craving the taste of all those real cocks that gave women such pleasure. MEN ARE GROSS!!! But their cocks began to look so tasty, and I got so used to slurping up all my clitty juice, that I was excited every time I got to cum, because it tasted so good. Eventually she never let me out of my chastity device, and she started fucking men in front of me. When they were done I had to lick up all the cum and lick her clean. She would make me suck their cocks and get them hard for her. Sometimes she made me suck them till they cummed, and I had to swallow all of it. She let them fuck me sometimes. She enjoyed it. It was for her pleasure not mine. I served her and her lovers.

                I was so scared and ashamed, that eventually I broke up with her. As time has gone by, it has been harder and harder to control these urges. I am tired of fighting them. I am ready to accept who I am and want to find a loving woman to share my life with that wants a man like me. We will have a great life together and she will have all the pleasure she can ever imagine with anyone she wants. I will always love her and encourage her to be with whoever she wants. I want her to cum over and over every day. I will eat her out and lick her ass every day. When she is with a man I will always lick her clean and do whatever she tells me. If she becomes pregnant I will raise the babies with her. If she lactates and enjoys it, I will always feed on her breasts daily.

                 I hope this really turned you on, and you want someone like me. Hope to hear from you soon. Xoxo.

Fetishes :

Into:

ass worship (giving), behavior modification (receiving), breastfeeding, breeding (watching), butt plugs (receiving), chastity (receiving), chastity devices (receiving), cock milking (receiving), cuckold, cuddles (everything to do with it), cunt worship (giving), dildos (receiving), discipline (receiving), domination (receiving), face fucking (receiving), face sitting/smothering (receiving), female ejaculation (giving), female supremacy (receiving), femdom (receiving), flirting, gangbangs (watching), glass dildos (receiving), group sex (watching), humiliation (receiving), impregnation fantasy (watching), infidelity (receiving), intelligence, interracial sex (watching), kissing (everything to do with it), lace, lactation (receiving), librarians, lingerie, maid uniforms, male submission (giving), massages (giving), masturbation (everything to do with it), military, military uniforms (watching others wear), mind fucks (receiving), mistress/slave (receiving), mistresses with strap-ons (receiving), mommy/boy dynamics (receiving), multiple orgasms (giving), muscles, music, mutual masturbation, nipples, obedience training (receiving), older women, oral sex, orgasm control (receiving), orgasm denial (receiving), orgy (watching), outdoor sex (watching), pegging (receiving), polyamory, porn, prostate massage (receiving), prostate milking (receiving), pussy worship (giving), queening (receiving), red heads, rimming (giving), rough sex (watching), schoolgirl uniform, seduction (receiving), sensual domination (receiving), sensual/slave dances (watching), service (giving), service-oriented submission (giving), sex, sex in public (watching), sex in videostore porn rooms (watching), sex with strangers (watching), sexual slavery, shackles (wearing), shaving (receiving), shemales, silk, skirts, slave tattoos, slavery, sluts, small penis humiliation (receiving), small tits, smothering (receiving), snuggling, squirting, strap-ons (receiving), submission (giving), swinging, switching, taboo, talking dirty, tattoos (watching others wear), teacher/student, teasing (receiving), threesomes (watching), tit fucking (watching), tongue sucking, tongues, touching, toys, transexual, transformation, transgender, transvestism, triple penetration (watching), uniforms, vacuum pumping, verbal humiliation and degradation (receiving), vibrators (receiving), vintage lingerie, vintage porn, voyeurism.

Curious about:

anal sex (everything to do with it), anal training (everything to do with it), ass to mouth (everything to do with it), bbc (everything to do with it), bimboification (everything to do with it), bisexuality (everything to do with it), cocksucking (everything to do with it), collars (everything to do with it), corset training (everything to do with it), corsets (everything to do with it), creampie (everything to do with it), cross dressing (everything to do with it), deep throating (everything to do with it), feminization (everything to do with it), fingering (everything to do with it), fucking machines (everything to do with it), gagging/choked by cock (everything to do with it), geeks (everything to do with it), glory hole (everything to do with it), goth (everything to do with it), panties (everything to do with it), petticoats (everything to do with it), sex during menstruation (everything to do with it), sissification (everything to do with it), sissy panties (everything to do with it), sissy training (everything to do with it), swallowing (everything to do with it), uncut cock (everything to do with it).

Things you should know:

I live in a small town. So small in fact that I have Omaha, Nebraska listed, but I am currently not located there. I am originally from there and had planned to move back, but it didn't happen. I left the location there so no one locally would recognize me :).

IM NOT A BOT!!! I just send and receive a lot of messages trying to find the right person, so it triggers their spam system. Once it is triggered I cannot send messages for 24 hours. If you would like to chat it’s pretty easy to find me. Just use wjsorensen @ ymail dot com .

The following may sound cruel, and there are exceptions to every rule, so if are guilty of some of the following things you can still contact me (Especially if I contacted you :) ), but definitely not all of them lol:

-          If your super fat (Unless I contacted you, then I don’t think your fat see :) ).

-          Stupid.

-          Mentally insane.

-          suffer from multiple personality disorders.

-          Bi-polar.

-          Extremely depressed constantly and you won’t let anyone cheer you up.

-          Smoke (ANYTHING!!!).

-          Drink more than occasionally.

-          Don't discipline your children.

-          Believe in gay marriage.

-          Believe in gun control.

-          Have an attitude problem and think your all that when back home you’re the ugly chick.

-          Love drama or have tons of it in your life.

-          Are a practicing Wiccan or believe in other such bullsh*t.

-          Listen to rap and hip hop all day.

-          Have 5 children from 5 different dads.

-          Have to have every single thing spelled out for you to comprehend it.

-          Think even remotely that I'm anything less than your equal OUTSIDE the bedroom.

-          If your only looking for a sexual relationship and don't want anything outside the bedroom.

-          Your some backwoods hippie that can’t spell hygiene let alone practice it (Meaning stank ass pussy, wash your junk ladies) (Rule of thumb: If I can smell your pussy without pulling your pants down, I aint pulling your pants down).

-          You have crazy ass ex- husband(s) or ex’s.

-          Or anything else I haven't included in this, which even remotely relates to what I have just stated. DONT F*CKING REPLY OR MESSAGE ME!!! I'm not about to deal with your crap.

Sadly I had to put this in here because this is what I have dealt with since listing this. So if you don’t have most of these problems let’s talk more :) Can’t wait to hear from you ;)...

Please respond with your favorite flower and the current temperature in the subject line so I know you're real. Also, please include a picture, tell me about yourself, and what you have always wanted from a man.