Here are the basics about me:

I'm totally straight. I'm also genunely a nice non-weirdo & non-stalker & mostly boring with safe traditional religious values that my family & teachers taught me. I'm also forgiving & a very easy going guy.

On the less boring side I'm far too big a fan of artistic orientated or amateur erotica for my own good...sometimes ;) I hate extremely corporate erotica so please dont fucking send me any links to Jenna Jameson type material that has a hollywood type storyline.

....Again on the less boring side I'm intelligent (to some ;), love the arts (of sorts) & when not looking/listening online to erotica I'm usually consuming music or real-politik where I'm usually engaged in slandering political fakes & quashing government disinformation (without it turning into some self idolising know it all rant).

When it comes to being sexy I like to keep it very dorky & light where I can. If intesnity in sex is your thing it's maybe something I can accomodate if your patient with me.

If I may say so myself, I also have an ever evolving creative spark via my artistic eyes & ears (which to cut the shit means I'm into audio/visual artforms). 

I'm really mostly here to connect with a genuinely super-nice (or at least fair minded) woman. One that hopefully is looking for something more than just a one off fuck (perhaps I can be swayed your way though if that's all you would want) but ultimately I'm looking not for multiple hook-ups!.

If you are not an overly wild girl/lady & like me you are into taking it easy in the early days (as there's always room to adopt a bit of crazy later if it seems right) then that is also fine. However, I would at least hope you can forgive me for liking large breast natured erotic media.

Bearing that in mind, although I perhaps have the ability to be mildly douchey I'm not so addicted-to-self-pleasuring-douchey that I'd prefer not spending time with you if you were in the room rather than looking at a video vixen (like some more mature men do these days with their wives!). It would be great though if you too were a fan of viewing sexy times on film but if not that is fine also.

Ultimately I would at least expect you to love being very sexy to or with me & vice versa.

Sexy chats are also fine if going all in for a meet is never to be your thing. I'm a lover more than a fighter so I'm kind of looking for a girl that compliments that way of looking at life! Crazy, attention addicted severly needy pished on brew daily loud types need not apply though (unless you have your temper well in check, hehe).

BUT - let me be honest with myself as well as y'all, most women of the world, even sexually liberated or downright pervy ones would probably not come to a site like this usually to meet men like me for a virtual or real realtionship.

So without a doubt I'm equally as much here to talk with a straight guy(s) about love of hot women & the pornos/photoshoots they star so well in.

I'm also extremely curious to make friends with guys into the UK or Scottish busty-escort or PORN scene.

I once as a younger bloke flirted with shooting an ex-gf for a magazine but it did not really go anywhere for either of us. So bearing in mind I'll probably never achieve my fantasy of being todays equivalent of ex-Scoreland master photographer John Graham, then I suppose I'd be more than happy work for free to get my foot in the door of the glamour industry at being the tea-trolley boy or door greeter/handyman to the on a Scottish/Northern porn shoot (if you provide or pay for my travel/accomodation of course)? 

I overall prefer natural & busty ladies. Either chubby or thin.

My past girlfriends were busty ranging from a C to GG-cup so my sex & foreplay experience has so far been very boob-focused.

Lately I also like the thought of a smaller boobed girl who could maybe teach me of a sexuality that's less busty orientated.

If she is a small breasted girl who is a bit bi with a fetish for large breasted women then that would be just perfect! .......AS, you see, hundreds of years ago when I was 19, an almost flat chested boyish in the face but stiil very cute shaved headed goth girl from Edinburgh I was best work-pals with had this MAJOR crush on my DD-cupped beautiful long thick curly haired brunette girly GF from Livingston I was very casually seeing.

To witness the small chested work & shag-pal of mine losing it while wanking herself to orgasm with one hand while sucking one of my GF's tits in her other hand in a pilled up threesome we had after a rave was my idea of the perfect flat chested GF to have!

That experience will probably never happen again for me though , hehe. So yes...I'm basically interested in women who are voluptuous or who either have a shared love of chesty women. I dont want or expect too much do I ? 

I'm also maybe & I mean maybe also willing to consider a non sly bi guy mate to talk about sex with on here about women, as he may have interesting ideas unknown to me but please remember not to ask/misunderstand me for being interested in man-on-man sexy time or to be wank-jerk buddies as again, not only am I straight but definately not bi curious! I'm only able to contemplate having an orgasm in the same room as another man if a woman or women are involved and that would be obviously after quality time has passed & discretion/trust proven.

Geographically I would like to be a globetrotter but as it happens I am only practically able roam or float anywhere between the West & East coasts of Scotland. I have visited certain areas in Northern England though & found them highly enjoyable! 

So please drop me a note nice folks!