1. Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up and just leave her alone.

2. Wait five minutes: If she is getting dressed then 5 minutes is at least 15 minutes to a ½ hour. Five minutes is only really five minutes if she is actually ready to leave, or if you’re watching TV.

3. Nothing: This is the calm before the storm. This means something is seriously wrong and you should be on your toes. (Arguments that begin with ‘nothing’ usually end with #1 “fine.”)

4. Go ahead: This is a dare and in no way permission for you to do what you were asking.
(“DON’T DO IT! Change plans, or stay home.”)

5. Loud sigh: This is not actually a word, but rather a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men and very serious. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is there wasting her time arguing with you. (Refer back to # 3 “nothing.”)

6. That's okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. ‘That's okay,’ buys her time so she can think long and hard on her decision of how and when you will pay for your mistake.
(Sometime it comes years later, or the very same day.)

7. Thanks: If a woman is thanking you, do not question it, or show disbelief, just say you're welcome and walk away. Now if she says, “thanks a lot,” this is pure sarcasm. She is not thanking you at all. Just leave it at that and don’t try figuring it out just let sleeping dogs lie.
(DO NOT SAY 'you're welcome' that will bring on #8 '”whatever.”)

8. Whatever: This is a woman's way of saying “FUCK YOU!”

9. Don't worry about it, I’ve got it: Another dangerous statement that means this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but she is now doing it instead herself.
(Do not ask “what’s wrong?” This will only bring on #3 “Nothing.”)

10. Hi or Hello: These two greetings have very different meanings. ‘Hi’ means “please leave me alone, I’m too busy to talk to you right now.” If she says ‘hello,’ this means she is inviting you to chat for a minute on her terms, usually to discus things that are on her mind at that moment. Take full advantage and enjoy this.

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